You got the address right? Yeah, babe, but I think this GPS thing is broken Really? Why? what’s it doing? It says there’s only one way to our destination Huh? That doesn’t mean it’s broke. What are you talking about? Just one way? That seems so…narrow narrow? Who wants to follow directions when there’s only one way to get there? Okay, like honestly, I’m not really too sure I… …I Get it. It’s just…I just can’t believe in a GPS like this. I’m gonna throw this crap out the window What!? No, no, no stop! Wait! What are you doing? Stop acting cra…(seriously?) Hey, whaddo you meme? Really? You’re gonna defend a GPS over your wife? Really? Seriously? I’m not defending the GPS. I just… Really? Then why don’t you just go be with your GPS since you love it sooo much? Whoa, I don’t… You want to marry the GPS? Marry the GPS! Go! Marry the GPS! What? No, stop. I just don’t understand why bothers you so much that there’s only one way to get there Okay, look we have two options: We can either follow the road to get there, or we can follow any other road and not get there It’s honestly that simple. Why on earth would that offend you? Because it’s so narrow-minded We should be able to take any road to get to our destination I hate this GPS. I hate it. I hate it The GPS is just trying to help us by telling us the truth Here we go again…you know what? Just have the GPS do your laundry from now on! Seriously! It’s just given us a fact It’s not narrow. Facts aren’t narrow. They’re just facts. Yes, they are! Facts are narrow? Yes. Facts are closed-minded, hateful bigots! But facts… Feelings don’t care about your facts! But… The GPS shouldn’t be telling me facts! Who does it think it is? If it cared about me it would either not tell me facts, or lie to me! Are you saying… Yes! Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying! This is so weird… (Crying) Hey, hey babe, don’t cry (Cries Intensify) Well, I guess we can go to the post-modern store and get a GPS that won’t give us any facts and that way it will let us drive around in circles forever until we run out of gas (Cries Stop) Really? Of course! Anything for you, babe? Aw, babe Let’s go How do we get there?