Religion & Fried Chicken | Life For Sale

Religion & Fried Chicken | Life For Sale


>>HI BEN, THIS IS BARRY MEZEY OVER AT SMG. LISTEN, I DON’T WANNA DEAL WITH DANNY ANYMORE. I WANNA DEAL WITH YOU DIRECTLY, OKAY? I HAVE A FRIEND I WORK WITH IN BUSINESS AND HE’S IN L.A., IN LOS ANGELES. AND HE’S A VERY BIG-TIME GUY IN THE REAL ESTATE MARKET. IN FACT HE IS A REAL ESTATE INVESTOR AND DIRECTLY AND HE’S CLOSED ON OVER $175 MILLION IN REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS. SO HE ALSO MADE IGGY AZALEA WHO SHE IS, WHICH HELPED LAUNCH HER TOWARDS STARDOM BY PAIRING HER WITH MONSTER ENERGY DRINK AND CAA AND LAUNCHED HER WORLDWIDE DEBUT TOUR HERE IN THE UNITED STATES TO MAKE HER WHO SHE IS. HE IS A VERY CLOSE FRIEND AND WORKS WITH THE COFOUNDER OF MTV. NOW WORKS PAY-PER-VIEW, MOVIE CHANNEL, NICKELODEON, AND WHO WAS ALSO THE CO-FOUND… I’M SORRY, WAS ALSO A FOUNDER OF COUNTRY MUSIC TELEVISION, NYLE HENSON LET’S HASH THIS OUT LIKE TWO NORMAL, YOU KNOW, JEWS. AND YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU, BEN. I THINK YOU’RE A GOOD GUY. I LIKE YOUR WHOLE PERSONA. I LIKE THE WAY YOU ARE, YOU’RE F—ING HILARIOUS LIKE I AM, YOU KNOW. AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU IN BUSINESS. SO PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU’RE WILLING TO SIGN A CONTRACT AND I CAN OPEN UP A WHOLE LOT OF F—ING NEW DOORWAYS FOR YOU. I CAN KNOCK DOWN BARRIERS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW FOR YOU AND MAKE HUGE DOORWAYS FOR YOU, OKAY, OPENED UP. BYE-BYE. ♪ ♪>BEN MALLAH: RIGHT NOW WE’RE IN TAMPA, FLORIDA. THE GREATEST PLACE TO BE ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES TO WORK. TO LIVE YOU WANNA BE WHERE WE LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BAY. AND WE’RE GOING TO LOOK AT A BUILDING WE USED TO OWN A HOTEL ACROSS THE STREET NEAR BUSCH GARDENS. BECAUSE WE’RE THE FIRST PEOPLE AHEAD OF EVERYBODY TO SEE THIS BUILDING IN PERSON WITH THE BROKER WHO WE HAPPEN TO KNOW VERY WELL FOR OVER 10 YEARS. AND WE’RE AHEAD OF EVERYBODY. YOU GOTTA BE ONE STEP AHEAD OF EVERYBODY ELSE. IT CAME ON THE MARKET TODAY. WE’RE THERE TODAY. IN FACT, IF HE WAS ME WHEN I WAS HIS AGE, WE KNEW ABOUT IT A WEEK AGO OR THREE DAYS AGO, HIS ASS SHOULD’VE BEEN OVER THERE ALREADY. BUT HE AIN’T ME. BUT NOBODY HAS SEEN THE BUILDING AS A BUYER BEFORE US. THE AGENT MADE A SPECIAL MEETING TODAY WITH US WITHIN AN HOUR’S NOTICE TO GO OVER AND LOOK AT IT. BECAUSE HE KNOWS WE DON’T F— AROUND. WE’RE FOR REAL. IF WE LOOK AT THAT BUILDING AND WE LIKE IT AND THE NUMBER’S RIGHT, HE KNOWS THAT WE’LL GUARANTEE TO CLOSE THE DEAL. THE SELLER WANTS TO CLOSE IT BEFORE THE YEAR’S OVER. IF THIS LENDER THAT OWNS THE BUILDING WANTS TO CLOSE BEFORE THE YEAR’S OVER FOR HIS TAXES AND HIS BOOKS IT’S GONNA NARROW DOWN THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT CAN PERFORM THAT QUICK. WE’RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT CAN PERFORM THAT QUICK. WE THINK IT’S GOING TO BE SOMEWHERE, THEY’RE GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR ABOUT $26 MILLION WHICH IS ABOUT 70 ADORE. THAT’S WHAT WE THINK. THAT’S WHAT THE BROKER THINKS. THAT’S A REALISTIC NUMBER. NOW IF WE GET LUCKY MAYBE WE CAN GET A LOT LESS THAN THAT. HOW ARE YOU?>NICE TO SEE YOU, MAN.>HEY, WHAT’S GOING ON?>BEN: DANNY’S WORKING ON A SCHOOL PROJECT, DO YOU MIND?>OH OKAY. YEAH.>BEN: WHAT’S THE
ACTUAL YEAR, ’85?>NO. ’72. ’73.>BEN: ’72? ’73?>YEAH.>BEN: OH MY GOD. WHAT ABOUT THE PLUMBING?>COME ON. WE’RE GOING TO GO LOOK AT THE MODEL. ♪>BEN: I GOT A ROLLS-ROYCE THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT. IN BLUE. ANYBODY WANNA BUY IT? MAYBE I COULD SELL MY ROLLS-ROYCE HERE. ♪ ♪>THIS GUY’S ONLY BEEN HERE SIX WEEKS, THIS MANAGER. HE SAID HE KICKED OUT A LOT OF PEOPLE.>BEN: IT’S A TURNAROUND. AND THERE’S GOTTA BE… THAT MEANS IT REQUIRES A LOT OF WORK. SO WE GOT TO MAKE SURE THERE’S SOME UPSIDE IN IT FOR US. BECAUSE YOU KNOW, LET’S FACE IT, I CAN GUARANTEE RIGHT NOW, I’LL GIVE YOU IN BLOOD THAT WE WOULD FIX THIS PLACE UP IF WE GOT IT. WE’D TRY TO IMPROVE THIS INNER PROFILE THE BEST WE COULD. WE GOT BOARDWALK NEAR HERE.>YEAH, RIGHT DOWN THE STREET.>BEN: SO… BUT WE WANT TO SELL IT. WE WOULDN’T KEEP THIS PLACE MORE THAN A YEAR. IF WE HAVE TO PAY THIS GUY’S PRICE AND KEEP IT THE WAY IT IS AS A REGULAR C, THERE’S NO UPSIDE. BECAUSE HE WANTS TOO MUCH MONEY. SO IF WE’RE GONNA COME IN HERE AND BUST OUR ASS THERE HAS TO BE A PAYDAY. TELL ME HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE MY BROTHER.>YOU SAID I LOOKED
LIKE YOUR DAD.>BEN: HE LOOKS LIKE… WELL MY DAD LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER.>MAYBE I AM YOUR BROTHER.>BEN: HE’S FROM MY FATHER’S SIDE, THE SEPHARDICS. WELL THAT’S RIGHT, YOU’RE LIKE THE SEPHARDIC TYPE JEW. AND MY MOTHER’S SIDE, THE BIG FAT REALLY WHITE ONES LIKE ME. WORST CASE SCENARIO.>BEN JUNIOR: WE HAVE TO REPLACE ALL THE AC’S.>BEN: THEN YOU GOTTA ADD A HOT WATER HEATER IN.>BEN JUNIOR: NO, YOU HAVE A HOT WATER HEATER. HOT WATER HEATER ON THE PATIO.>BEN: THEY BUILT S— REALLY GOOD THEN BECAUSE THAT THING’S 40 YEARS OLD. THAT’S CRAZY. I THINK IT’S 45
YEARS OLD ALMOST. YEAH. BUT 45 YEARS IT’S HELD UP. IT’S GONNA GO DOWN ANYTIME NOW.>WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE? AREN’T YOU OLDER THAN 45?>BEN: I’M READY TO GO DOWN TOMORROW. IF I WAS OUT BUYING A HUMAN BODY I WOULDN’T BUY MINE. LET US KNOW WHAT THE MARKET’S GONNA DO. WE COULD CLOSE BY THE END OF THE YEAR. BUT IT’S GOTTA BE A GOOD PRICE. BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS GONNA BUST OUR ASS. IF WE’RE GONNA COME IN HERE… AND LET’S FINISH
THIS, SAY “F— IT. WE’RE JUST GOING TO KEEP IT AS A C” WHICH WE REALLY DON’T LIKE DOING. TO TRY TO IMPROVE SOMETHING. AT LEAST A C PLUS. WE GOTTA SPEND SOME MONEY. WE GOTTA MANAGE IT. WE GOTTA DO RIGHT. SO LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. ARE THEY ACTUALLY… IF SOMEBODY COULD SHOW ME AND PROVE TO ME 100 PERCENT THAT THEY’RE PUTTING $270,000 IN THE BANK EVERY MONTH.>BEN JUNIOR: 270 IS WHAT I SAW ON THE RENT ROLL.>I DIDN’T FOCUS ON THAT YET.>BEN: I MEAN, IF SOMEBODY COULD PROVE THAT TO ME….>THIS IS OWNED BY A PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANY.>BEN: 270 GRAND A MONTH.>THIS IS OWNED BY A PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANY.>BEN: WHO’S MANAGING IT?>THEY ARE.>BEN: OH GOD.>YEAH. IT’S A DISASTER. SORRY, DON’T PUT THAT ON FILM.>TOO LATE.>BEN: LET’S HOPE I GET IT FOR A GOOD PRICE. YOU KNOW, THEN I’LL BUY IT. IF WE DON’T GET A GOOD DEAL ON IT….I DON’T KNOW.>WE’LL FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO.>BEN: I MEAN, IF I COUNT ON 290 ADORE….>BEN JUNIOR: NO, 250. DON’T LET THE BROKER’S PACKAGE FOOL YOU. ACTUAL MONEY IN THE BANK. FORGET ABOUT THAT. I’M LOOKING AT THE P&L.>BEN: HOW MUCH CASH IS IN THE BANK?>BEN JUNIOR: 248.>BEN: 250 A MONTH.>BEN JUNIOR: 250.>BEN: 250 AND HE WANTS ABOUT 20 MILLION.>IT’S 250 RIGHT NOW.>BEN: THERE’S A LITTLE ROOM FOR US BECAUSE WE GOT SOME MONEY TO BURN ON 1031 MONEY. AND THE MARKET’S HIGH SO WE’RE WILLING TO
PAY A LITTLE MORE. BUT THEY’RE NOT GETTING 27.>YOU GOT 5 MILLION IN THERE?>BEN: THEY’RE LOOKING FOR 27.>BEN JUNIOR: I DON’T KNOW THAT’S A LITTLE. THAT’S A LOT.>BEN: YOU KNOW, WE MIGHT COME TO TERMS WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS. BECAUSE IT’S IN
OUR OWN BACKYARD.>I KNOW.>BEN: AND WE’RE ON BOARDWALK. WE’RE GOING THERE
NEXT, ALL RIGHT? THE BOARDWALK’S LIKE, WHAT, FIVE MINUTES FROM HERE?>BEN JUNIOR: YEAH.>YEAH. ♪>YOU DID IT WRONG. YOU HAVE ONE WIFE AND TEN CARS. YOU SHOULD HAVE TEN WIVES AND ONE CAR.>BEN: I’M NOT A MIDDLE EASTERN LIKE YOU WITH ALL YOUR WIVES. WHAT ARE YOU, HALF ARAB, HALF JEWISH?>NO. MY DAD’S ISRAELI AND MY MOM’S AMERICAN JEWISH.>BEN: I’M NOT RELIGIOUS. YOU KNOW THAT. I’M ONLY RELIGIOUS WHEN I NEED TO BE. RELIGION IS PRETTY LIKE OUTDATED TO ME. ALRIGHT YOU GUYS, I APPRECIATE IT. WE NEED A DEAL. WHEN’S THE MARKET GONNA TURN? COME ON, YOU GUYS KNOW.>IT’S ALL GONNA CRASH IN 2018.>BEN: ALL RIGHT. WELL…>MARK YOUR CALENDAR.>BEN JUNIOR: I CAN’T JUST BELIEVE THAT THEY WANT 70S.>BEN: 70,000 A UNIT TIMES 300 UNITS IS 21 MILLION. THEN YOU GOT THE 70 UNITS LEFT TIMES ANOTHER 70 IS FOUR MILLION NINE. THAT’S $26 MILLION. THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE GONNA BE LOOKING FOR, 26 MILLION. WAIT. STOP. MCPICK2. GIVE ME A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND THE CHICKEN NUGGETS.>BEN JUNIOR: LET ME GET TWO PICK2’S. ONE WITH BACON CHEESEBURGER AND CHICKEN NUGGETS, RANCH. AND THEN LET ME GET A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS.>BEN: I WANT A
LARGE ICED COFFEE.>BEN JUNIOR: AND A LARGE ICED COFFEE.>BEN: WITH FOUR SPLENDAS.>BEN JUNIOR: WITH
FOUR SPLENDAS. CREAM.>BEN JUNIOR: AND CREAM.>YOUR TOTAL’S GONNA BE $15.20.>BEN: THREE. SIX. THE COFFEE’S EIGHT. THIS THINGS ABOUT TEN BUCKS NOW. THREE. THREE. A BIG MAC MEAL. YEAH. $14.28 PLUS A DOLLAR TAX. CHEAP TAX.>BEN JUNIOR: SO KANYE’S OKAY?>BEN: I DON’T KNOW. IT DEPENDS ON THE LYRICS AND THE BEAT. “TRYING TO GET A BABY, TRYING TO GET A BABY” PAYING CHILD SUPPORT. TRY TO BE A BABY DADDY.>BEN JUNIOR: HERE. ICED COFFEE.>BEN: THANK YOU.>BEN JUNIOR:
CHICK-FIL-A’S BETTER. THEY GOT WAY BETTER MILKSHAKES.>BEN: THEY’RE A
BUNCH OF IDIOTS. DON’T OPEN ON SUNDAY. WHAT THE F—. BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT, THEY WANT FRIED CHICKEN ON A SUNDAY. SUNDAY, FRIED CHICKEN. CHICK-FIL-A IS CLOSED. WHAT DOES RELIGION HAVE TO DO WITH SELLING FRIED CHICKEN? YOU’RE JUST A PRODUCT OF EJACULATION.>BEN JUNIOR: I
MEAN, SO ARE YOU. SO ARE YOU. AND LOOK AT WHO YOU’RE FROM. YOU’RE STILL JUST A REFLECTION OF YOUR FATHER.>BEN: “I’LL KILL
YOU, SONOFABITCH!” ♪

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  1. Just discovered this. I am bing watching ya. lol. One of the best youtube channels I've come across. Ben, you put your life right out there with lots of insight and brashness. I like it.

  2. man this guy is amazing. love you Ben. we cant afford to loose you. get lipo suction. eat healthy stop smoking and drinking that soda water so the people of the world can experience a person like this. you should be added to UNESCO.

  3. I like to bust your balls Ben but at the end of the day we're both grinding but I don't have a portfolio of 200 Million dollars. Though at the end of the day… I've been in marketing and sales trying to step my game up

  4. the most recent spreadsheet I've seen said he has what he believes to be 285M worth of property and owes the bank 147M so do the math theres his worth. who knows how much tax he owes from that snowballing 1031 tax bill. lmao

  5. The beginning of this clip…. the desperate arse kissers trying to get your money to work for them. Fuckers

  6. You could screw a guys whole career by putting what he just said don't put on tape in the video.. nice one asshat

  7. I just noticed that if you go inside a McDonalds and you may see some homeless people having coffee, but have you ever noticed that the drive through has some really nice cars going through? That means Mcdonalds serves the entire spectrum from poor homeless people to rich millionaire. Pretty amazing if you think about it. BTW, there new bacon smokehouse quarter pounder is actually really good!!!

  8. I'm a sucker for nice old school car interiors. I guess the best interiors are Bentleys, RR's, and Jaguars. IMO.

  9. Rolling through the McDonald’s drive thru and still checks the receipt. That my friends is how you stay rich. Don’t let anyone take advantage of your position in life. Even if it is at McDonald’s.

  10. Ben ,
    Best show ever ….
    I think watching has convinced me that all
    Real estate is deal-able…
    Got to know when to hold em and fold em !
    If I’m ever in Flordia or you feel like coming up mid west east coast ! Dinner on me in pittsburgh!!!!
    Keep me posted!!!

  11. I need your help. I found some great deals but the Realtor ended up stealing them from me. RedFin realtor. I personally saw him rehabbing the house he told me I kept getting out bid on. How do I buy without a realtor?

  12. " He's more like his Mother " facts honestly Ben.. But those traits she gave you through genes is what helped make you what you are today! Love this brutal honestly I get from Ben and his Kids its awesome to basically see your (Mom and Paps) shop run so fucking well they are Competing! With those scum bag companies ruining the market for your average blue color or white color mofo out here alright!!!!

  13. That introduction is fucking annoying . Everybody wants a free ride. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

  14. Bens take on Tampa is so true you’re a helicopter ride away from the gulf side of Texas good schools dense population and fantastic pro sports NHL NFL MLB. Top notch city

  15. Real Estate Agent Said Markted is gong Crash in 2018, its 2019 and prices are still Sky rocking 😀

  16. Ok Ben if you had a Uncle Jack would you help him? Ok Ben would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse !? Ya hoo Ben you just helped Uncle Jack off a horse CTFU.

  17. rather listen to this successful fat jew then buy into those fags with their here in my garage with my rental lamborghini scammers.

  18. HI BIG BROTHER BEN IM BIG RUSS YOUR TWIN BROTHER FROM TORONTO RUSSIAN JEW LOL
    ….IM IN THE CAR BIZZ HERE TRYING TO MOVE TO FLORIDA TO DO REAL ESTATE HELP ME BEN TO CONVINCE MY WIFE THANK YOU AND LOTS OF MAZEL TO YOU AND YOUR GREAT FAMILY
    18 18 18 PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH WE NEED YOU PROPER AND READY $$$$$$$$$$$

  19. Why do people comment on Ben’s size, that’s like the easiest lame ass comment. This fucking guys worth a 1/4 billion dollars.. I’m sure his two rolls Royce’s and Bentley and yacht haul him around just fine

  20. Holy shit, that's funny I actually worked at those apartments before. I replaced some kitchen cabinets and did counter tops.

  21. I love this guy. He said STOP! Mic Pick 2, Double cheeseburger 🍔 an chicken nuggets. F my weight I am making money 💵 living the Dream. Prime example," Life is the Journey not the Destination 🈁." Live Your Life BEN.👍👍👍

  22. Donks pit bulls and kool aid on the property. You don't even need to see anybody to know who lives there

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