Still MR Bean of the internet el 805 Mistteeeeerrr

Still MR Bean of the internet el 805 Mistteeeeerrr


Carrots are leaving you a lot forgotten and with ethylene you too All right guys Back in Santa Monica Try not to cover the camera I went to this little spot right there cream up asshole fucking good Starbucks closed. Ah Okay, so I’m gonna walk down this main road this Montana Santa Monica guy’s Super nice You guys didn’t get to see it but there’s a bunch of man like multi-million dollar homes back their Biggest statements it looks that Coronado to me you guys ever been a Coronado Island? You know what, bro Pick one out layer fucker here. You guys may help. I’m sorry man. Got some or anti-social motherfuckers Fuck you need some therapy Here’s why right? So being social guys with strangers is the most natural Human act on the planet right in Los Angeles. Apparently they think there’s something wrong with that So LA. I’m not tell you guys something all this Wasting your fucking time Because you’re building a beautiful city, but piece of shit people that’s straight up. I’ll tell you to get fucking bitch to eat the shit It’s good, bitch Slow fool man like to bug me see niggas are scooting Albee try White people and I call the cops on me and shit. There’s a Mexican here. I don’t know. I think he lost his lawnmower He’s going crazy Practice silent Guys you guys know how much? Ice well, you know what I wouldn’t be doing this traveling and reading a lot I like to read and travel Who doesn’t huh? That’s 19. I like oxygen and water You know like wanting to tell your hobby, what do you like to do? Oh, I like to travel. Yeah. I’m a traveler Oh, I do so like water and oxygen Like once fucking people everybody loves to travel dumbass Again, mr. Mr. Bean and the Internet in effect. My phone closed up on me Okay, so yeah luxury apartments here only ten thousand dollars a month great deal Anybody who’s got money to burn or hates currency? And I carry that background doing tomorrow What style? Alright so I’m gonna start heading towards the ocean That’s a good thing about staying on the ocean guys. I should always stay in the ocean because it’s difficult to get lost Hey, as long as you go Wes here man You’re always gonna find oh Let’s talk about west the westward expansion Random topic here in Santa Monica is the most racist bullshit that ever happened in history, right? So a bunch of white people would have big fat fucking God or some destiny order them to slaughter hundreds of millions of Native Americans children women old people The fuck as some cowardice has shit and they never talk about it. You don’t want to talk about it. They’re pussies Just like slavery, you know, they don’t want to talk about reparations Anybody who wants success and doesn’t want to pay for it as a fucking coward straight up and down man, so I’ll be here in Santa Monica guys filming name for YouTube a delay one more day Oh my god, I miss you so much San Diego I like you Call me con San Diego. I know you don’t have my number I know I left you And I cheated on you a couple chicks The same thing. Oh, you’re always gonna be my alright, son And that’s what that’s what I’m saying Oh Guys, you notice I’m getting better at these videos like filming I’m more confident. I’m more comfortable because I’ve already done it. So I’m enjoying it more. You don’t like any job once you get good at it, then you start like Oh guys one thing for the youth I’m always out of breath. I walked three hours last yesterday about San Jose downtown Came back act where oh Yeah, that’s it Oh and Tripp put on this guy’s So I parked two blocks away from the hotel right where I was supposed to go in downtown yesterday That’s the homie Security ain’t no thousand times like a local when his GPS. I don’t know what he put But he sent me the wrong direction from two blocks away. I Ended up several miles. I ended up on the At least subway, which I just bought the pass and I never rode on and after three hours guys To be honest, there’s a point guys where I was like having high heat exhaustion There’s a couple blocks guys where I was just wandering in the wrong direction No shirt. No shirt off with no shirt on and I was just hot guys, you know I think they he got to me because really I was just walking and I was out of it guys for probably about ten minutes and then I said am I doing him? No, I am why am I in this real? Well, it’s just real life Yeah When I saw that building the house again guys, it was like seen an oasis in the desert. Okay? No now I’m certainly like really good at no you guys why do I always have to get lost Like seriously now dude, seriously now, I’m getting fucking pissed about it for real and you want to get pissed look at me This is make any pit stop. I have a big old kool-aid smile Biggest fucking dork you guys You know, what’s funny is Where I got that dork thing. It’s from girlfriends or just girls in general Everyone in high school junior high always just tell me I was that dork And I always took it as a as a negative This guy’s famous Five is Jesus Christ. So I’m six foot ah tis like 2025 feet guys twenty feet look at that’s 25 right there Wanna play, okay, please right there. Ya wanna play come another driveway. Okay again Scarface As you guys know the news Sync I’m heading away Don’t You wanna be the mr. Bean of the internet? Especially when you know, it’s wrong that’s what you really wanted down, you know, I mean, it’s not easy I Think it East Sider said that one time For you guys who don’t know straight up West’s Isola Chino SP, homie Yeah, Barnett Park chef. Hello. What’s up? Little sober? payaso No, no, my neighbor. What’s up big dog? shot-caller on the yard Bugsy Arizona another shot ma’am. I got nothing but shock collars my family. We’re not but leaders guys, you know charismatic Loyal everything that a leader should be courageous, you know, we don’t allow disrespect. My family is of Sinaloa cartel’s though Well, we don’t allow people to disrespect us Because I don’t know it’s like a hundred years old guys somebody disrespects you My I was told that you had to kill them right? I don’t believe in that Kareem I have an education and that’s just ignorant. Right? I understand that. That’s a ignorant. Wait. Well, how am I gonna kill somebody? Because they don’t agree with my way of thinking So they’re dead. They’re never gonna agree with my what’s the point of what I’m doing, right? besides extreme ignorance and violence, so Let me tell you about the this town where my family came from guys It’s basically a Wild West the easiest way to describe exactly what it is to be honest. There’s no difference There’s no real enforcement The law enforcement that’s there They basically run run errands for the drug dealers. I’ll give you an example They’ll send them to go get beer right shit. They might even have them clean their yard to be honored So police officers clean the yard of a drug lord, right? Very common guys are going to get beers the most common thing. They use them as Gophers guy go get Alright so I seriously don’t know and nobody wants in Let’s talk about Santa Monica stuff The beautiful things in life, right? Okay. Here’s a pop quiz What are five things you need him, right? Things right one rat I Gotta be grateful for the things you have However, however little you think it is or other people think it is. It doesn’t matter you just Gratitude for things you have in your life Very um So gratitude very important guys. This is all significant – guys this is not Heebie-jeebie. Why did you go by job? Yeah bjg would you? Coochie-coochie-coochie talk you guys know I like coochy coochy talk. So this is not coochy coochy talk If you don’t know, what could she could you talk as your mama, bro? That’s how you were born It was good you cushy Guys Oh guys, you know what I do need all due respect I Would like to have a woman in my life. I Need a partner guys, I mean in and life and business guys. Look at me. I need a leash Leash but I need a partner guys. He’s in to be honest as much as I talk about Lose my memory, you know what it is guys. It’s cuz I’m Doing a lot, you know I’m joking around but this filming is actually business right? I spent a lot of money last night Right like mm what you guys know me I’m cheap and I talk about guilt right and how I felt guilt Last night because I did that but then I thought about I deserve you guys. I’ve never had a vacation that nice guys and You know one time is it’s not bad one time of year, right? Especially if you have a date, what’s the most beautiful girl on the planet guys? Oh my god Brittany All right. I’m not gonna talk about your physical beauty. That’s obvious. You’ve been told that but seriously, you’re a beautiful person. You’re super nice everything you talked about I Agree with you know, you have a beautiful soul and beautiful energy Okay, and I’m super proud for realz of all the things you’re doing. Cause look at your young woman Working in Los Angeles, which is not easy. I Would say 90% of people your age to be honest live with their parents no bullshit. So 95% of people in your situation Can’t hack it They don’t have the balls like you do to be honest to go out there and and make it in the real world So props to you ma’am from being a real woman Well see guys, this is good. I’m sweating Oh major announcement guys. You might notice my fat fucking face All that much that’s gonna be a Blooper blooper reel you might notice in my fat fucking face. I was 185 when I jiggle guys I am now 178 pounds Here’s why lack of nutrition? Walking around but four days in the fucking heat of July I lost six pounds guys just from all the walking. I Didn’t eat anything and I was gonna fast yesterday. I have a rule guys when I’m under a lot of stress. I don’t eat and That sounds kind of backwards. Right? So most people with a lot of stress. They’re gonna say, oh I gotta eat man Cuz who fuck I’m stressed out that’s the stupidest fucking thing you can do and I’m gonna tell you why so Whenever you eat, the digestive process is actually a stress on the body for about eight hours, right? It’s gonna go through the motions if you’re already stressed off from work. Why how are you gonna add on the digestive process? More weight to your body. So when I have that amount of work guys always fast I recommend you to do the same Yeah, so but Here’s the thing. I might be wrong, believe it or not. I’m Britney my homegirl Tucked me in the order of food. So she was hungry got some burgers and bad. Oh my god guys This is a dream date. I had burgers in bed with a model And a beautiful person – blue, right? And a beautiful fucking hotel in front of the ocean guys Think of like I don’t know hundreds of thousands of years of Human history, right? I Have experienced one of the most awesome days in human history guys really if you think about it I think about all the suffering we did in our ancestors You know Native Americans this placeit Women If you a lot of Americans that was completely legal So, you know, you wouldn’t probably prosecute it If you did, it would probably a fine or something, you know, like killing a dog or something Which is disgusting All right, guys, let’s go back to positivity I know meal things you got all you know what it is I Saw there’s one thing. I liked you the palm trees guys totally fucking County Southern Cali flavored with these palm trees same thing if you wanna That describe the Southern California lifestyle Hi checking out of you Hold on are you 18 are you model? I had a deal With the model last night, so my name is my name is Adrian. What’s your name? Yeah. Sorry. Yeah Hotel Usually they wouldn’t let me in there guys But uh, like I said, I was super embarrassed when they told me the break. I’m here my friend was your net. Yeah no, see I see Oh, okay won’t eat that. I thought Lucia was a model why cuz I’m in Santa Monica She’s super hot as you can see and she was like doing you know model worked and I saw a model last night So I’m like a model Mitali, so I’m gonna let you get back to work. Thank you for talking to me and Do me a favor always love yourself first, and no, it’s okay. Take care. Bye I love it all Please I’ve filmed in uh Where is the hotel? Okay know where the hotel is there’s a little bench by the beach oh there is okay. I’m getting closer to the hotel So these little benches You know this quarter come bring a day or your family you can sell these little benches is what I would do I’ve seen these little benches and I’m like put a Kawika right there have lunch, you know and then check this out. You could eat over here may not buy that dream But and then look you have like ocean to you, you know, it’s free Guys again, we’re getting tax every month For horseshit that tourists get like that, right? we have to pay high as rent because Tourists come look at this shit and we never do because we’re too busy washing dishes that our job so I Know your step then I’m because I’m retired and I have all this free Are you enjoying does it have to be a turtle spot? It could be a fucking you like going into it while you’re going to clubs are done. Do you think homie? alright, so Alright guys, well, I stopped sweating a little bit so that’s kind of good I guess You Oh man, I just had a sensation of Fatigue You know what it is. I got to take my medicine. Okay, guys Well, it’s my favorite medicine Wellbutrin right? I don’t know me that drug, but I think it was Jesus Christ Because makes you lose weight, right 20 pounds for your your buddy here Increases your sex drive. No joke gives you bigger You know erections we’re all adults here Thank you last. Well, actually, I makes you go quicker. But here’s the secret weapon. I got I take lexapro right for anxiety and What’s the thing about sex and me relax? So if you’re if you’re relaxed during sex, right? Which is lexapro is not intended for sex is intended for general anxiety throughout the day and it works Miraculously for that so thank God for the scientist that discovered that want to take you guys you guys have Hundreds of millions of life Guys you gotta Monica okay. I’m at the gate we gonna do a Salut salut la familia I came Internet personal information It’s too dangerous I Think the danger I don’t mind I’m single, you know, but other people around me, they don’t need the drama man They got bills to pay. They ain’t trying to get shot at I can get shot up because tygris Okay, guys, I have a sense that we’re getting closer to the hotel, but I have no idea The good thing is that we’re gonna head a 25-minute mark on the video which YouTube advertising is gonna love so of course the longer videos not just YouTube me and YouTube we’re partners basically, right that’s the why not partners because that would That would mean if they ever went bankrupt, I would go bankrupt and vice-versa. And of course Netflix is not looking to Get into business with that guy making like $40,000 So It’s not it’s uh, it’s like uber right like contractor 1099. So they pay you cash, correct? It’s a locum more complicated because you are representing the YouTube rats so It’s part of the premium payment, right? Baby with YouTube ranch got to respect the plan A lot of myself controversial guys. So I usually get a violation on 1/3 of my videos, which is awesome I look at it as like a badge of honor cuz I’m not putting on some pussy a shit like everybody else can bitches All you motherfuckers need some balls is what you need Go fucking oh, you know what? You want some both chicken I got like a video for every check out my ball on my ball big ball video It’s called red light therapy. So if you want to have very large testicles, and this is true guys You should see my balls last night And this is true. I was like looking at it and bad. I was like wow Dick is pretty big. Um, and it’s not me guys, so don’t think that and you know, I still have a little dick So he’s not me red light therapy guys. So what it is I use the salut ma or Ideally the Jove I let my neighbor borrow it hopefully she’s had good result So literally guys you put it on your balls and this is scientific again. Not my opinion guys Don’t go off of opinions bullshit rumors suggestions beliefs none of that crap this science so I Think it was a Navy the Veterans Administration VA so the federal government did About 10 years of research. I think the testosterone was like an offshoot probably, you know researchers on their own So that was like a two-year study writer a one-year study Basically, they found that putting red light therapy. And I think they did for like 10 15 minutes some ridiculous small amount increased testosterone significantly reduced cortisol reduce estrogen and Increase testosterone and DHT guys. I filled it man after I take it about 40 I think after I use the guy’s 40 the after I become very aggressive right to the point where I stay indoors Because I just want to fight it’s like roid roid-rage you guys right? It’s just the increase in testosterone so when you first get it, that’s when you notice it you notice that that rage I Don’t what you got to do is control it right. It’s controlled rage That’s what being a man is about or a woman You got to control your feelings and that’s not that’s what life is it’s not easy man. I’m horrible. I control my feelings Well, no, not anymore ice to be right once I was able to control my emotions guys, I Control my life and I created my own reality, which is a 40 year old retired Dude right with a beautiful house a beautiful family and amazing life guys And I want everyone here to have the same thing guys, right? Why the hell would I want to be like that by myself to be honest lonely guys, I I talk to people, you know And like the way you see me I tend to be on the street here in Los Angeles. I didn’t have a good reaction guys. People are very rude to me I don’t think they did intentionally, but I’ll give you an example. This is a common reaction So this is me blah blah blah blah. There’s the only person This is not their head. They don’t even talk bro. The another head like no. No what no No English. Yeah, it’s the weirdest thing that all right. So let’s go back to the beautiful Who knows All right, good. Wow, I can’t believe he said 30 man guys this is gonna be the longest video I’ve ever done which is another Awesome. So another point guys for That Stella no, I thought was my ex-girlfriend Sir, you guys wanna hear something crazy? I was down here last weekend. I don’t know like talked about this Went on a date beautiful Woman she’s a tied double quarter weekend and Africa. Oh my god guys finest fuck From the side guys. Hey if you guys don’t like guys don’t know but a long time ago I used to date a girl who’s she’s doing her PhD at UCSD and we had a really like turbulent relationship Right for seven years. We almost got married um But this girl went on a date with guys She looks exactly like her like from the side not from the front cuz she has like a thicker nose. She’s african-american But from the side guys, no line same height same skin tone Same hair sing. Oh my god guys. I was freaking out for reals like anyways Okay, almost see you in the live on the quiet though Symplastic perdiendo night Alright guys, so After today, I’m just gonna start. I’m just gonna film in San Diego guys when I get back I Got a plan Or a goal that I’m gonna do guys is uh, I get up there I excuse me guys Guys, do you know how to get up to the second floor from the stairs from here? Yeah Close up. All right. Sorry. I know spread dumb question like oh, come on All right, thank you guys have a good day brother, thank you All right, guys. Oh there’s another thing so the staff here a yenna OC Nico I Expect a fat chick now. Just kidding. I don’t want a fat chick because your hotels awesome. So the experience I had here is a Payment enough guys for reals. Hey, you want to be on a Amigo, my friend, yo, I’ll be on a YouTube video This is a alright, so this I’m a YouTube creator So that’s I had a beautiful African model here, oh my god six-foot-two right you’re right Okay, I’m six-three. So she’s six foot two Okay. Have you ever had like, Texas? Yeah We don’t have much of a social life we don’t have much of a family life Our mothers Always know somebody has a back so So the reason I’m here I Scoffs bird so this every language, you know become a Okay ladies, so I’m sorry Jake is not single but you never know hey give it a shot Tell me what you got to offer. All right, Jake. Have a good day man. Don’t work too hard, brother See guys everybody. Here’s super nice there’s no like I’ve never stayed I left my hotel, but I’ve worked at a lot of five-star hotels or stuffy, you know Everyone’s trying to act like their fancy. It’s work. This is the perfect This is how you do I think five star in the 21st century right? Look at the moon to this I got bad chills hotel that we’re doing I went over there They don’t do that anymore because this is what the Italian engineers transition to. So you want five-star, but the younger generation And even the older generation is okay with it They just want a casual atmosphere. You know, they don’t have to they don’t want to act stuffy. They want to be on their phones Eating if they have if they want to they just want an environment like girl Perfect body, bro Even the the valet guys

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