Jerusalem, God, And The United Shursh

Jerusalem, God, And The United Shursh

NO, THAT’S ME!” SPEAKING OF SEXUAL HARASSERS WHO SHOULD RESIGN TOMORROW, DONALD TRUMP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TODAY, TODAY, TRUMP MADE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST.>>I HAVE DETERMINED THAT IT IS JERUSALEM AS THE CAPITAL OF ISRAEL.>>Stephen: YES, HE RECOGNIZED IT IN A SPEECH, BUT I’M STILL PRETTY SURE HE COULDN’T RECOGNIZE […]

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Patricia Heaton: God Is A Creator

Patricia Heaton: God Is A Creator

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A BELOVED THREE-TIME EMMY AWARD WINNER YOU KNOW FROM “EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND” AND “THE MIDDLE.” SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW CBS SITCOM, “CAROL’S SECOND ACT.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” PATRICIA HEATON! ( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>OH! WHAT A NICE AUDIENCE. […]

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Julia Roberts Calms Down By Playing Mahjong

Julia Roberts Calms Down By Playing Mahjong

FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS AND ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIE STARS IN THE WORLD. HER NEW FILM IS “BEN IS BACK.”>>MOM.>>RELAX. I’M NOT GOING TO BE LOOKING AT YOUR PRIVATES.>>OKAY.>>I’M ONLY KEEPING MY EYES ON YOU, JUST LIKE I SAID.>>THIS IS SO NOT COOL.>>NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS COOL, BEN. COME ON, […]

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Musical Genre Challenge with Ariana Grande

Musical Genre Challenge with Ariana Grande

♪ -Musical genre challenge ♪ -All right, now here’s how it works, okay? We’re gonna take turns hitting this button here, which activates the Random Genre Generator. Or Random Jenre Jenerator. [ Laughter ] It will land on one random song title and one random musical genre. Whoever’s turn it is has to sing that […]

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