Why Would God Let Trump Happen?

Why Would God Let Trump Happen?


WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” AND WELCOME TO A WHOLE NEW
WORLD, BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THAT HILARIOUS “DONALD TRUMP RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT” THING? HE MEANT IT! ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE TALK SHOWS– JUST ME. BUT FOR ME, THIS IS A REAL MIXED
BLESSING. YOU SEE– AND THIS IS TRUE– WHEN TRUMP ANNOUNCED HE
WAS RUNNING BACK IN JUNE, IT WAS A FEW MONTHS BEFORE THIS SHOW
STARTED. AND WE WERE SO CONVINCED IT
WOULDN’T LAST, THAT WE RUSHED TO MAKE A VIDEO TO PUT ON THE
INTERNET SO WE WOULDN’T MISS A CHANCE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIM
( LAUGHTER ) TURNS OUT WE HAD NOTHING TO
WORRY ABOUT– EXCEPT FOR ALL THE THINGS WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT-
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP WILL BE THE
FIRST MAJOR PARTY NOMINEE WHO HASN’T HELD PREVIOUS OFFICE
SINCE GENERAL DWIGHT EISENHOWER. EISENHOWER: FACED DOWN HITLER IN
WORLD WAR II. TRUMP: FACED DOWN GILBERT
GOTTFRIED AT HIS COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) AND IT’S FITTING THAT WE FOUND
OUT TODAY, MAY THE FOURTH, WHEN “STAR WAR FANS GREET EACH OTHER
BY SAYING, “MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.” BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
WAKING UP SAYING “WHAT THE FOURTH IS HAPPENING?”
LAST NIGHT, TRUMP GAVE A VICTORY SPEECH WHERE HE PROMISED TO
BRING THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER.>>THIS COUNTRY, WHICH IS VERY,
VERY DIVIDED IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS, IS GOING TO
BECOME ONE BEAUTIFUL, LOVING COUNTRY. AND WE’RE GOING TO LOVE EACH
OTHER. WE’RE GOING TO CHERISH EACH
OTHER. WE’RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF EACH
OTHER.>>Stephen: YES, WE’RE GOING TO
LOVE EACH OTHER, CHERISH EACH OTHER– BASICALLY ALL THE THINGS
YOU DO WHEN YOU THINK THE WORLD IS GOING TO END. LOVE AND CHERISH, PRECIOUS
♪ GOTTA HAVE LOVE IN YOUR HEART ♪
>>Stephen: JUST GOTTA LOVE. NO DOUBT THERE WILL BE A LOT OF
“TRUMP MIGHT BE PRESIDENT” SEX. AND HE DIDN’T JUST GIVE VAGUE,
MEANINGLESS– IT’S OVER. MY TONGUE HAS ALREADY LEFT FOR
CANADA AT THIS POINT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HE DIDN’T JUST GIVE US VAGUE, MEANINGLESS PROMISES. HE ALSO GAVE US SPECIFIC
MEANINGLESS PROMISES.>>WE’RE GOING TO WORK TOGETHER
FOR MANY, MANY YEARS. WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT SO GOOD. WE’RE GOING TO BE SAYING MERRY
CHRISTMAS AGAIN, AND WE’RE GOING TO BE SAYING IT.>>Stephen: YES, WE’LL BE SAYING
MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN. IN FACT, I AM GOING TO START
SAYING IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I’M NOT SURE WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT
TO DECEMBER. ( LAUGHTER )
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! LAST NIGHT, TRUMP WAS VERY
PRESIDENTIAL, EVEN OFFERING AN EARLY OLIVE BRANCH TO HIS FORMER
RIVAL.>>AND JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND
TED CRUZ– I DON’T KNOW IF HE LIKES ME OR IF HE DOESN’T LIKE
ME.>>Stephen: I CAN ANSWER THAT
ONE! CAN I? I KNOW THIS ONE! A TRUMP NOMINATION IS JUST SO
HARD TO PROCESS. THIS FEELS LIKE A POLITICAL
SHIFT OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, LIKE AN ACT OF GOD. BUT WHY WOULD A LOVING GOD LET
THIS HAPPEN? LET’S FIND OUT. GOD? GOD? ARE YOU THERE?>>YES, YES, I’M HERE, STEPHEN. I’M HERE. HOW ARE YOU? HOW’S IT GOING. GREAT-LOOKING CROWD YOU GOT DOWN
THERE. HELLO, NEW YORK! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO-HO-HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS.>>Stephen: WELL PANDERED,
GOD, WELL PANDERED.>>IT’S WHAT I DO. I WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE ME.>>Stephen: NOW GOD, I HAVE A
DIFFICULT QUESTION FOR YOU.>>WELL, STEPHEN, WHEN A MAN
LOVES A WOMAN VERY MUCH, THEY EXCHANGE A SPECIAL HUG AND
THEN…>>Stephen: NO, NO, NO, GOD,
NOT THAT QUESTION.>>GOOD, CAUSE IT GETS PRETTY
ICKY AFTER THAT.>>Stephen: GOD, WHY DID YOU LET
DONALD TRUMP BE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE?>>THE WHAT? SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! NO WAY! THE GUY WITH WEIRD HAIR WHO SOLD
STEAKS AT THE SHARPER IMAGE?>>Stephen: YES. HAVEN’T YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE
ELECTION?>>OH, MY GOD. HERE’S THE WORST. TEACHEN, I’VE BEEN PRETTY BUSY
TO FOLLOWING THE ELECTION. I’VE BEEN DEALING WITH A
SUPERNOVA IN ANOTHER GALAXY. I HAVE GOT TO DECIDE WHO WINS
THE NBA FINALS. WHAT HAPPENED TO JEB? I THOUGHT HE WAS A SURE THING.>>Stephen: A LOT OF PEOPLE
DID. A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT. HE WASN’T. IT’S GOING TO BE TRUMP.>>WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE? I GIVE YOU FREE WILL, AND YOU
NOMINATE A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A MICROWAVED CIRCUS PEANUT
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY, THAT’S IT. THAT IS IT. I’M TAKING AWAY YOUR OPPOSABLE
THUMBS. BYE-BYE, THUMBS. GOOD LUCK MAKING TOOLS!>>Stephen: PLEASE, NO! DON’T GIVE UP ON US YET. TRUMP MAY NOT BE PRESIDENT. HE STILL HAS TO BEAT HILLARY
OR BERNIE SANDERS.>>BERNIE SANDERS? THAT GUY’S OLDER THAN I AM. TO HELL WITH THIS. I’M MOVING TO CANADA. GOD OUT! MERRY CHRISTMAS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!

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100 Comments

  1. When you give idiots the same voting rights as individuals who actually got an education and can think freely on their own,this is what you get.

  2. Some believe that "Donald Trump" actually has the hand of God on him for a sign in these days. Even his name "Trump" is a link to the last trump etc. etc.

  3. After kicking our Saviour Christ Jesus out of the nation, to 'Tolerate' the 'In-tolerable'… now it's time to deal with the consecuences.
    -But of whom you think the worse of, might indeed be the better option. Time will show.

  4. Do you notice that most shows are making fun of trump or dismissing him in a way? It's almost like the establishment is so afraid that he will win that they are doing everything they can to stop him….on the other hand you have Hillary that will do anything they say plus lies about everything. They can manipulate her into doing anything they want. Am I the only one who sees this?? Trump is an idiot but at least he speaks his mind and doesn't just read off a TelePrompTer word for word

  5. And what is up with all these people from other countries getting in on this?? I guess it's YouTube but go worry about your own shit going on…I'm sure we might invade you one day for your oil so watch out lol! I'm kidding but mind your business..

  6. Surprising how most of the Americans are supporting Trump and the only reason is their hatred for Muslims, that is a whole lot of hatred to willing to vote for a goon for your country who will first self destroy it.

  7. Liberals always want to move to Canada, never Mexico with all the brown people, and crime, and drugs, and gangs.

  8. I've just realised something horrible! Star Wars Episode IX will come out in 2019 and Donalds term would last until 2020! Three years into Donalds term! I AM NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

  9. God isn't white. If humans descended from. Africa has has either black or brown people, then that means God is black or brown. Fucking white people stop making God white he isn't… Also how do you know he's even a guy also how do you know that he/she isn't a figment of your imagination.

  10. When democracy isn't a thing it is a joke… what's wrong with you US people??? what will you do?? Maybe a blank vote? 🤔😔 Remember you are not voting only for your country's president it is the whole world president… think properly… Please!

  11. i have no worries im already in CANADA yeaaaahhh buddddyy if i was in america id say wtf how is this happening Donald chump president thats a f$cking nightmare that will never go away piece leave usa till chumps gone

  12. 1:08 – Correction, Marshals Zhukov and Rokossovsky and their soldier of the Red Army actually faced down Hitler and took his capital by storm as he committed suicide. In case we need actual history here.

  13. Here is the answer to the title of this video.

    Romans 9 King James Version (KJV) 9 I say the truth in Christ, I lie not, my conscience also bearing me witness in the Holy Ghost, 2 That I have great heaviness and continual sorrow in my heart. 3 For I could wish that myself were accursed from Christ for my brethren, my kinsmen according to the flesh: 4 Who
    are Israelites; to whom pertaineth the adoption, and the glory, and the
    covenants, and the giving of the law, and the service of God, and the
    promises; 5 Whose are the fathers, and of whom as concerning the flesh Christ came, who is over all, God blessed for ever. Amen. 6 Not as though the word of God hath taken none effect. For they are not all Israel, which are of Israel: 7 Neither, because they are the seed of Abraham, are they all children: but, In Isaac shall thy seed be called. 8 That
    is, They which are the children of the flesh, these are not the
    children of God: but the children of the promise are counted for the
    seed. 9 For this is the word of promise, At this time will I come, and Sarah shall have a son. 10 And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac; 11 (For
    the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil,
    that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works,
    but of him that calleth;) 12 It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger. 13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated. 14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid. 15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. 16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy. 17 For
    the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I
    raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name
    might be declared throughout all the earth. 18 Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth. 19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20 Nay
    but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing
    formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 22 What
    if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured
    with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: 23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, 24 Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles? 25 As he saith also in Osee, I will call them my people, which were not my people; and her beloved, which was not beloved. 26 And
    it shall come to pass, that in the place where it was said unto them,
    Ye are not my people; there shall they be called the children of the
    living God. 27 Esaias
    also crieth concerning Israel, Though the number of the children of
    Israel be as the sand of the sea, a remnant shall be saved: 28 For he will finish the work, and cut it short in righteousness: because a short work will the Lord make upon the earth. 29 And
    as Esaias said before, Except the Lord of Sabaoth had left us a seed,
    we had been as Sodoma, and been made like unto Gomorrha. 30 What
    shall we say then? That the Gentiles, which followed not after
    righteousness, have attained to righteousness, even the righteousness
    which is of faith. 31 But Israel, which followed after the law of righteousness, hath not attained to the law of righteousness. 32 Wherefore?
    Because they sought it not by faith, but as it were by the works of the
    law. For they stumbled at that stumblingstone; 33 As
    it is written, Behold, I lay in Sion a stumblingstone and rock of
    offence: and whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.

  14. Ho Ho Ho Was not that good was Santa Claus is happen when you're talking too much about Donald trump you become one of them lol

  15. I say anyone who voted for trump is responsible for all the bad shit that follows if he should win. In fact, every Trumpster should be tried for treason.

  16. lol, This is even more funny TODAY! Trump is currently the very good, best, beautiful, great American President right at this moment😁, who would have called that a year ago!

  17. no wonder why liberals hands out participation awards, because they are such store losers. Trump won. Don't like it? You can leave. Maybe federal immigration laws will actually be enforced.

  18. Bet this wimp has a weenie the size of a sleeve of "smarties"…………

    What an punk.  Hope Trump comes in there some night and drops this little pr*ck like a used rubber.

  19. ok ????????? why just why would you act like yr talking to god about trump when in fact gods prophets in the old Testament and in the New Testament Paul the Apostle of God in the book of Corinthians in the bible the Lord Our God took Paul to the Future and showed him a mystery and Paul said behold I tell you a mystery the dead in Christ shall rise then we who are alive and remain will be caught up in a moment in a twinkling of an eye at the last Trump!!!! now back in those days no one knew what trump meant 2000yrs ago they would say trumpet and that's what they knew trumpets or trumpet (by the way here is a nother mystery from God to his people if anything happens to trump pence will take his place now here is the mystery to God's people TRUMP-PENCE hummm sounds like trumpets) but gods took paul the Apostle in the future which is now a days and told them the mystery of the Lord our God witch means last days last trump there are 7 trumpets in the book of revelation that are blown & God is trying to tell his people all his children even those who rebelled against him it does not matter who they are he loves every one of us and every one of those are his children whether you're against them or not he still loves us all and jesus is trying to tell all the world THIS IS IT COME HOME BECECAUSE HE MADE THE WAY BUY SHEDDING HIS BLOOD FOR OUR SINS AND FOR THOSE to believe in him Jesus Christ he took the punishment of our sins all evil upon himself all sickness curses death condemnaion sins upon himselfs because of his infinite mercy and great love for us all nnbs last days last hours because we are now living on borrowed time literally borrowed time before he comes and takes us unto himself he is saying come home repent except me love me as I have loved you and to place his words into your heart your soul your spirit your mind which is the Bible blessed be his name now and forever more don't run from him Jesus said if you come near to him he will come near to you these are the last days please take time out for the Lord when no one is around but just you and your lord Jesus repent for all your past and present and future sins and he will forgive you because he loves you so much John 3:16 for God the father loved this world so much that he gave his only begotten son and whosoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting eternal life for God did not send his son into the world to condemn the world but that the world may be saved through him !!!!! and i belive with all my heart that the president of the United States mr Trump that god has chosen 2000yrs ago as a sighn to his people those who belives in gods only son jesus christ and are under the New Covenant of the Lord our God bought and paid for in full by the blood of the Lamb our king jesus . trump is the sighn of all gods people his children that he christ our king is here now ready to gather all his church aka his body his children to gather all who belives in our fathets only son christ together into 1body the lamb slain from The Foundation of the earth Earth jesus christ who is King over all Kings and Lord Over All Lords the Alpha and the Omega the beginning and the end who is the same yesterday today and forever more is now here I repeat he is here in spirit and in truth and the father Our Father is coming in to take all who believe and are under the blood of the Lamb Jesus Christ at home to enter the New Jerusalem as Jesus said it would be Jesus said I go to prepare a place for you in my father's house (which is the heart of God) are many mansions if it were not so I would have not have told you so and if I go to prepare a place for you I will come back and take you unto myself that where I am there you will be also the government is now on God shoulders blessed be his name now and forever more every eye will see him even those who pierced him and they will weep and they will mourn and cry because of him as he comes with great glory the son of God whom they Pierced the holy of holys …… so please everyone I ask you with all my heart give God a chance in these last days open your Bibles which is God's word and his words alone is truth the only truth we need we are in the last days Jesus said behold I am making everything new Heaven and Earth will pass away my words will never pass away just give him that chance don't let or allow your Bible to have dust on it it's there for a purpose for a reason please ask him to come into your hearts and repent humble yourselves before him he knows everyone's thoughts and feelings in their heart there is nothing that you cannot hide from him just talked to him have a relationship with him that's all he asks the Lord our God is not about religion it has nothing to do with religion God does not ask you to go to a Catholic church and confess your sins to man in a box because they are just man not the son of god Jesus said the only way to the father is through me confess your sins to Jesus Christ the son of the Living God after all think about it that is why he put himself on that cross he was lashed we were healed because of all the sins of the world just go to him repent and watch it overwhelming feelings take over warming feeling that you have never felt before takeover ask him to take over all of you god bless everyone and I pray with all my heart whoever reads this in Jesus name will be saved

  20. Trump's tweets are like that nasty ex boyfriend's social media accounts that you sometimes check to see how fucked up he still is.. it's like you are over them but you still want to see them being a loser in life and in general, and you secretly feel relieved that you dumped his pathetic ass… lol

  21. The Bible teaches(1 John 5:19) "We know that we originate with God, but the whole world lies in the power of the wicked one." So we can't blame God for this mistake!

  22. Nobody thought we were going to be here . Now it's been over 100 days with president Trump . What the heck do we do now ?

  23. lol god did not vote for trump also America is not that holy that god takes into consideration who is the next president lol sick people

  24. Wow If only Stephen Colbert knew what would happen.. Honestly I didn't think the most stupid 25% of America would would out vote the very intelligent 75% of America. But the naive youth stayed at home and sulked because of Bernie. This will teach the youth not to trust the media when they said Hillary had 90% chance of winning. It was trick to make them complacent.

  25. God led genghis khan happen , hitler , staline and a lot of other and you thing he going to stop this stupid jerk of trump ? Seriously

  26. "What is with you people? Come on, I give you free will and you nominate a Microwave Circus Peanut!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  27. Lol. All the pro Trump comments are all from around a year ago. At least the ones I saw. Not much in the way of recent comments

  28. This is something SOOOOO important to understand. Trump was indeed chosen by God , not to end the evil reign on this earth , but to DELAY it , and give his children ONE FINAL CHANCE to repent. TRUE repentance takes time , it's not done overnight, especially with the more severe of sins. ( sex out of wedlock is a severe sin in the Lords eyes ) Trump was chosen and sent to give us that time. The Book Of Revelations MUST and WILL be fulfilled. The Luciferian global elite will fight back with everything they have ..the earth will be destroyed by fire , pestilence and mega quakes before Christ returns ( keep your eye on the news for giant earthquake's that have already begun and will escalate severely ) … Our Heavenly Father loves us and is giving us ONE final small moment of time.. one last chance …we are in the LAST days of the last chances for our repentance .. Our life in this world is not our TRUE life. This life is a testing ground to see if we will choose good over evil. What we do while we're here and the choices we make determines where we will spend ETERNITY in our REAL lives… Think about the magnitude of THAT

  29. In the vein of 'everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die', how do the religious believe all this is going to come to an end, as in 'the end times'? Trump is the guy. He is the trigger for the end times.

  30. God. There is no fucking God you idiots. Keep deluding yourselves by reading an ancient fucking book that advocates rape, slavery, genocide and infanticide and proclaims that a jealous sociopath is your savior and if you don't believe, then you are damned to eternal torture by fire. News flash — that ain't love.

  31. Don't think God would've, but Satan, on the other hand… He can be one tricky motherfucker. Even God can't keep up with ALL his tricks, it seems.

  32. lets see trump is the president and all your predictions were wrong it is pretty clear whose side god is on if not u can present the idea that god is not all powerful or good stop taking about god in the first place . I didn't want to bring religion or god in between but if it is what u want let it be.

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